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Moo Moo Moostache Beard Cream, 2oz

Moo Moo Moostache Beard Cream, 2oz

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Beard Care Series

Cocoa Rerack – Deep Moisturizing Beard Cream

Looking for a beard cream that softens coarse hair and hydrates the skin beneath — without waxy buildup? Cocoa Rerack combines the richness of cocoa butter and grass-fed tallow for deep moisture, natural hold, and a warm, pure cocoa aroma.

  • ✔️ Deep moisture, natural hold
  • ✔️ Softens coarse beards & tames shape
  • ✔️ Nourishes skin beneath — no waxy buildup
  • ✔️ Creamy texture, smooth glide, lasting control
  • ✔️ Natural cocoa aroma — pure & warm

Ingredients Highlights

  • ● Grass-fed Tallow – nutrient-rich base that softens coarse hair while moisturizing skin beneath.
  • ● Mango Butter – adds hydration and smoothness for easy grooming.
  • ● Cocoa Butter – deep conditioning with a natural, subtle cocoa scent.
  • ● Jojoba Oil – balances sebum, prevents dryness, and enhances shine.
  • ● Vitamin E Oil – antioxidant care that supports skin health and softness.

Why It Works

Cocoa butter provides deep conditioning while giving natural hold and structure. Tallow and mango butter replenish both hair and skin, while jojoba oil and vitamin E support elasticity and softness. It’s the perfect balance between nourishment and control — without heaviness.

FAQ — Common Questions

Q: Does it help with beard itch or dry skin underneath?
A: Yes. The blend of tallow and jojoba oil deeply moisturizes both beard and skin, soothing dryness and itch without clogging pores.

Q: Will it make my beard greasy?
A: No. The creamy texture absorbs quickly, giving softness and control with a clean finish — not shine or residue.

Q: Can I use it as a leave-in conditioner?
A: Absolutely. Warm a small amount in your hands and work it through; no rinse needed.

Q: How strong is the cocoa scent?
A: It’s subtle and natural, from pure cocoa butter — warm, not artificial or overpowering.

Q: How much should I use?
A: Start with a fingertip-sized amount. You can add more if needed for longer or thicker beards.

How to Use

Warm a small amount between fingertips and massage into beard and skin beneath. Use daily for softness, shape, and comfort — or as a deep conditioning treatment overnight.

Bourbon Breeze – Daily Beard Paste

Prefer a lighter, daily beard care option with a clean finish and subtle bourbon scent? Bourbon Breeze offers smooth texture, soft control, and hydration for both hair and skin — perfect for everyday grooming.

  • ✔️ Light, smooth, refreshing
  • ✔️ Softens beard & tames frizz — without weight
  • ✔️ Hydrates skin beneath for daily comfort
  • ✔️ Clean finish — no stiffness, no greasiness
  • ✔️ Subtle Kentucky Bourbon fragrance — confident & refined

Ingredients Highlights

  • ● Grass-fed Tallow – nutrient-rich base that supports beard softness and skin hydration.
  • ● Mango Butter – provides daily smoothness and manageability.
  • ● Jojoba Oil – balances moisture and keeps hair light, never greasy.
  • ● Vitamin E Oil – strengthens hair and nourishes skin beneath.
  • ● Kentucky Bourbon Fragrance Oil – subtle, warm scent with refined character.

Why It Works

Tallow and jojoba oil provide hydration and softness, while mango butter keeps hair manageable without weight. The light bourbon scent adds a refined, masculine finish that’s never overpowering.

FAQ — Common Questions

Q: Can I use this daily?
A: Yes. It’s designed for everyday grooming — lightweight, residue-free, and suitable for all beard types.

Q: Will it weigh down my beard?
A: Not at all. The airy texture controls frizz and adds softness while keeping your beard natural and flexible.

Q: How strong is the bourbon scent?
A: It’s subtle and fades after application, leaving only a light, confident note.

Q: Does it help with dry skin under my beard?
A: Yes. Jojoba oil and mango butter keep both beard and skin hydrated for lasting comfort.

Q: What’s the difference between Beard Cream and Beard Paste?
A: Beard Cream (Cocoa Rerack) offers richer moisture and light hold for shape, while Beard Paste (Bourbon Breeze) is lighter, ideal for daily grooming and touch-ups.

How to Use

Warm a pea-sized amount between fingertips and work through beard evenly. Use daily for softness, shape, and subtle scent. Adjust amount based on beard length.

Storage & Shipping

  • Store in a cool, dry place. Avoid direct sunlight.
  • Shelf life: ~12 months after opening.
  • Orders process in 24–72 hours. Shipping times may vary.

Real Users Say

🗣️ “Softens my beard and smells amazing — clean, not cologne-y.”
🗣️ “My beard finally feels hydrated and shaped, no more dry skin underneath.”
🗣️ “Cocoa Rerack at night, Bourbon Breeze in the morning — perfect combo.”

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